toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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not-thefunniestblog:

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
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unamusedsloth:

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

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p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

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I need a nap and an orgasm.
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)
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quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

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These are like snippets from a modern day interview with the Khal and his Khaleesi

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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bluestockingbookworm:

shehasreadtoomanybooks:

Book shops are weird, you stand in front of a wall of books and suddenly you pick up one of hundreds, just from seeing the words on the spine, and say, “Yes. You will come home with me.”

Weird and magical.

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

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Don’t act like you didn’t have a childhood crush on an animated lion.

rachels-rapunzel:

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